Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Check-out counter

Human: Hi, how are you.

NO EYE CONTACT.

Swipes card. No response, because no real question mark.

NO EYE CONTACT.

Human: Thank you-. next . in . line . please . . .

Looks at company brand name.

Below, written:

For more info, check-out double-u double-u double-u dot information dot-com boom.

For further info, send an e-mail to bla bla bla at whatever is wrong with humanity dot computer.

_________

As a Student, I keep this scenario into my notebook to study it. I simply translate this scenario into an easy dialogue:

You’re a computer.

No I’m not.

You’re a computer.

No, I’m not.

You’re a computer.

NO I’M NOT, I’m not you.

My life-long job is to say NO I’M NOT – I’m JUST BEING HUMAN. I used to be ONLY HUMAN.

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